may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
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So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
(by order)
Britney Spears
Vanessa Hudgens
Angelica Pickles
Raven
Isabella
Bubbles
Scuttle
My dad’s GPS
Me
I LOST IT AT SCUTTLE
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i choked on my water the second i understood this
never forget
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never forget where you came from
This is so sweet
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poor guy
he was left on the barbecue for too long and now hes smokin
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instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes
or just ban girls from being complete sluts
it’s the boys who are “being distracted” by what the girls are wearing to the point where they have to institute new school rules, yet the GIRLS are the sluts because the boys can’t control their dicks for two and a half seconds? yeah ok
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